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Privacy Policy

Last updated: November 18, 2025

TL;DR - We Don't Collect Shit.

This is probably the shortest privacy policy you'll ever read. Why? Because we practice what we preach.

What We Collect

Nothing.

Zero cookies. Zero tracking. Zero analytics. Zero user data.

We don't use Google Analytics, Facebook Pixel, or any other tracking technology. When you visit this website, you're anonymous. Period.

Email Applications

When you apply to join #notyourdata via email, we receive:

We use this information solely to:

We don't share, sell, or rent your email to anyone. Ever.

Server Logs

Our hosting provider may keep standard server logs (IP addresses, timestamps, requested pages) for security and technical purposes. We don't access, analyze, or use this data for tracking.

Third-Party Services

This website doesn't use any third-party services. No CDNs with tracking. No embedded social media widgets. No "share" buttons that phone home.

Just pure, clean HTML/CSS.

Your Rights

Since we don't collect your data, there's nothing to:

That was easy, wasn't it?

Changes to This Policy

If we ever start collecting data (spoiler: we won't), we'll update this policy and the date at the top.

But honestly? This policy isn't going to change. That's the whole point.

Questions?

Email us at info@notyourdata.info

We're happy to explain our non-existent data collection practices in even more detail.

Legal Compliance

This policy complies with GDPR, CCPA, and every other privacy regulation because we literally don't collect personal data.

You can't violate privacy laws when you don't have anyone's data. 🤷